Cheez-its

*Om nom nom nom* I haz cheez-its. *om nom* My momma wanted to put them in her locker for snackz at school....*om nom nom om* But I wanted to eat them....*om* So I dids. *om nom nom om om nom* They waz in a box too....so now *nom* I iz sitting in the box and eating all da cheez-its. *Om nom nom* Does you thinks if I keeps eating *om nom nom om* These I will turns oranges? *om nom nom* I wannsta be a green froggie, *om nom* But I likes to eats cheez-its....*om nom om nom nom* I fhink if I turns oranges it'll be worths it...*om nom om nom nnoooommmmm* Wants some cheez-its? *om nom*