Happy Buuuurrrrppphhhdayyyy to yoouuuu!

Happy Burfhday to my momma's step dad! Haaaapppyyy Burphday tooo my momma's steeep ddaaaddddd, (his name iz daddy by da way, dat iz what I will call him.) HAPPPPYYY BIIIIIRRTTHHHDAAAAYYY DAAAADDDYYYYYYYY!!! :D I wuv you. Haz a good day. I wufffff yoouu. So very muchies! Love, love, love! Haz a great day!

Hewwo to a new Friend

I haz a new friend! His name iz Nikolay. I iz very happy to meet him! Iz nice to meet you! Hewwo, I iz Legs...but I bet you knew dat....I haz many questions for youz. I don't know very much abouts little boys who are humans.
-Does human boys eatz fly pies?
-Does human boys eat frogz?? (I heard dat some of dem eat frogz....)
-Does human boyz likes monster trucks? I like monster truckz!!
I fhink this iz all the important questions I haz for now. Haz a great dayz my new friend! To all my ofher friends, you haz a good day too!

Iz Drivingz

Me and Betsy iz going to go drivings! She iz going to work da pedals, and I iz going to steer. And if dat doesn't work, we iz going to switch roles. I iz a bit of a speed demon though.....I fhink it will be better if she steerz....well! Off we goes. I see ya later! Be safes on da roads!

Cheddar Crackerz?

Dere iz cheddar goldfishies...and cheddar whalez...and even cheddar bunnies! Iz dere any cheddar froggie crackerz? I would look very goods on a cheddar cracker. *flex* I would even eat cheddar frogs cause I iz sure they would taste awesomes. I will just haz to settle for cheddar goldfishies...I will nom them and pretend dey iz frogs. Haz a good day filled wifh cheddar-ness! Bye bye!

Glassez

I haz taken my mommas glassez. Iz hard to see wifh dese.....I doesn't really know what I iz typingz....iz so hard to sees! Glassez iz not for me....dey makes me top heavy too....I doesn't know how my momma deals wifh dese all day! I iz going to go now, glassez iz giving me a headaches. Haz a good day!

Cookiez

I iz eating cookiez...om nom nom. This iz all dat iz left of da food Betsy gotted at da Black Friday shoppingz....I doesn't know when she iz going to get more foods, I hope iz soon...cause I just ate da last cookie...I hope Betsy iz not mad at me...

Crowdz

Yesturday Betsy wented Black Friday shoppingz for food because I eated it all....and she waz very vicious and hopped her way throughs da whole crowdz of people....I iz glad I did not haz to come because when Betsy iz dat vicious I get scaredz.....I iz glad she did not get hurts though. I iz going to eat all da food she lovingly fought people off fors. Bye bye. Haz a good day.

Black Fridayz

Iz me Betsy agains. Legs ated all da food yesterdayz, so he can't type today....and since he ated all the foods, I haz to go shopping...on da busiest shoppingz day of da year...and I iz just a little frogs, so I fhink I will get trampled or squashed....I hope dat does not happens, dat would be painfuls....wishes me luck....I will not starve todays!!! RAWWWRRRR! BLACK FRIDAYZ HERE I COMEEESSS!!!

Thanksgivingz

Today iz Thanksgivingz. I iz thanksfuls for my momma and my grandmomma and Auntie Ashie and my unclez and Stanleys da bear and Bob da taco-mustachicornz and fly pies and Betsy and stickerz wifh cute animals on dem and foodz and ninjaz (because dey make da world a safer placez) and iz really thanksful for all da peoples who reads my blog. Dat makes me happies. What iz you thanksful for? Haz a happy Thanksgiving!!

Turkeyz?

What iz a turkeyz? I does not knows....why does we eats turkeyz on Thanksgivingz? I doesn't understands that either. There iz so many things I does not understands! What doez gobble mean? Turkeyz says that doesn't they? What if they iz trying to warn us about somethings? Maybe they iz telling us not to eats them? I think that iz it. I iz going to go save innocents turkeys, sees you later. Haz a good day.

Tonguez

Owwie, last night, I had hots food....and I did not waits for it to coolz....so I burnied my tongues! Iz very painful. I haz a sad now. :( I can't catches flies becuase it hurtz my tongue! I haz a sad. I hopes it feelz better soons. Haz a good day, waits for hot foodz to cool before eatingz it. Sees you laters.

Thurmonday!

Today iz Monday which iz a Thursday because iz only two days of schoolz for my mommas. Yaaayyysss! She gets to spends more time wifh me! I iz happies! I does not haz too much to says...Tomorrow is Tuesfriday! Yayyyssss! I sees you later! Haz a good day!

Hewwos!

Iz me, Betsy. I just wanted to says hewwo. I hopes you iz having a good days today! Iz tons of reasons to smile todays! So smiles on! Haz a great sunshiney dayz!

Fishz

I likes fishz. They iz fun to watch swims around. Sometimes they iz pretty colorz too...My Auntie Ashie haz fish. They iz grey and blacks and one iz silvers. One of thems iz a sharks too. He iz really pretties. Sometimez I wish I was a fishz. I could swims around all days and be fishie like...and eats little flakes of foods....I would be a really awesomes fish....I iz going to perfect my swimmingz. I see you laters! Haz a good day!

Best Fhings in Livez!

Here iz a small list of da best fhingz in life! Frogz iz not on dis list, but iz still a good lists. *hugs* Dere iz one of da free fhings for yous, hope it helps you haz a good day. Oh we iz friends! Dat iz another free fhing...and I gets to sleeps all day...and loves all da people dat read dis blog...and hopefullies sometimes I make dem laugh. I gets a lot of those awesomes free fhings, and gives dem aways too! I hopes you haz a good day! Here iz a free smiley. :)

Fuzzy Sockz

Ashie haz fuzzy sockz to keeps her feets warm. I wish I had a fuzzy sockz to lives in. I would not haz to pay a heating billz! I would be ables to just sits and snuggles up in my fuzzy socks and be very happies. It would be awesomes! I would likes dat very muchies. I would gets a green fuzzy socks and Betsy could haz a pink ones and we could crawls around like wormz. it would be awesomes. I iz going to find a fuzzy socks now, bye byes. Haz a good day.

Picklez?

Today iz National Pickle day! Yay! I haz never had any picklez. Picklez iz green right?....I iz green...too....OH NOES! What if somebodies mistakes me for a picklez and wants to eat me?! I does not wants to be eatens! I iz scared. I will hides all days until tomorrows comes. Pwease does not eats me...I will sees you later. I haz to hides. Haz a good days.

World Kindness Day

Today iz world kindness dayz. Make sures to be nice to other peoplez. Should be nice to other peoples all da times, but todayz iz just a good reasons to be uber nice! I did not know there waz a special day for kindness, I thoughts we waz supposed to be nices every days! Make sures to be UUUUBBEEERRRR nice todays! Haz a good day!

Service Doggiez

Today there iz a hat day at my momma's school. Iz for Veterans who needz service dogz. Iz going to raise moneyz for dem to haz a service dog. Could there be a service frogz?....I wonders. I fhink dat iz a great ideas. Service frogz would be very loyalz and helpfulz. Yeaps. Dat iz my opinionz....haz a good day!

Quotez

I founded a cute quote I thought I should shares wifh you. Haz a good day.

Puzzlez?

I haz a puzzle. It doesn't haz frogz on it, but it haz a lot of piecez....I likes puzzles. They iz fun....I iz not very good at them thoughz....which iz why Auntie Ashie helps me wifh dem. Dat makes me happies. I pick da puzzle piece and she puts it where it goez. I iz going to put more puzzle piecez in da puzzle now. Bye byes. Haz a good days!

Rainbows

I saw a rainbows today. It was really pretties. I hopes it iz a good signs for da weekends and todays. I will sees you laters! Haz a great day! Sorry dis post iz shorts!

Coldz?

I haz a cold. As in, iz very very very very colds in here. And I iz FREEZING! Does somebodies wants to warm me ups please? I needs a hugz or a bunch of snugglez or something. Pwease! Warmz me wifh loves! I will sits here and waits for warmthz by snuggles or cuddles. *waits*.....Waiting iz boring....*ribbit ribbit* I will just go hug Betsy....if nobody wantz to snuggle me. :( I see you later! Haz a good day!

Wednesdayz!

Today....iz Wednesday. Dat means iz only two more days (after todayz!) till da weekendz. I likes weekendz. Dey iz fun. :D I doesn't haz too much to say, (I iz at a writers block agains.) so I fhink I will just sees you later. Haz a great days! Legs da frog luffs you, people of da interwebs!

Votingz

Today iz da day thats peoples in da United States of America votes for presidents of da U.S. I iz not old enough to votes (and frogz can't votes anyway...) but I just thoughts I would says...I wonders if frogs could be presidentz. What does you think?....well...maybe nots...I doesn't really understand politicz....so neverminds....haz a good day! Happy votingz!

Redundantz Monday

I iz going to try to haz a "happy Monday" I know dat iz kind of redundants. Mondays iz not happy....I iz going to try and helps other people haz a happy mondays too. You can helps people haz a good Monday (or anydayz for dat matter) if you just spreads a little loves! You could smiles at somebodies if they iz unhappy. Or share hugz or somethings. I haz to go now! Bye bye! Haz a happy Monday!

Happy Birthdayz! :D

I just wanted to says happy birthdayz to my uncle Alecz. He iz like...a gazillion yearz old now...which iz a lot....actually I think iz less than a gazillion...but I doesn't know, because I can't counts dat high...haz a good day uncle Alecz.

Kitty Catz

I wonder what it iz like to be a kitty...I does not know of course, because I iz just a froggie....Kitties haz tons of balance and cute wittle tailz and cute pawz and everythings. I does not haz a tail, I think I wants one...kitties gets to nap wherever they wantz and whenever they wants .(I can do dat too but seems like it would be more fun to be a kitties.) I wonder if kitties can be green...I fhink I would be a green kitty...I iz going to go find a kitty to be friendz wifh. I see ya later, haz a good Saturday.

Teefhs?

My mommie's friend Sammy had to haz a couples of her teefh taken out. :( I iz sad becauze Sammy iz in pain. I wish I could hugs it better but she iz too far away for me to hop to sees her. :( I just wanted to says, Sammy, I, King Legs Da Frog, wuff you and hopes you feel betters. Haz a good Friday everybodies. I hope I gets to see you on Monday Sammy! Feel better soons!

Flyingz?

Why iz it dat only birdz can flys? Why can't froggies fly? Why doesn't I haz wings? I would very muchlie like to haz wings. Dat would make me very happies. I could fly all around if I wanted toos! I wonder why I does not haz wings....tis a very good question. I would haz cute little green wingz. Dey would be awesome.....off I go...to finds a way to get wingz....I sees you later. Haz a good day.