Colorz

My momma iz coloring today! She haz a map and some sort of cellz of some sort that she iz coloring iz school work....I doesn't understand why teacher assigns work on weekendz but I does like to colors, dat iz fun. If I wuz coloring it I would makes it all greenz....I iz off to colors more! Seez you later! Haz a good day!

Lazy Day!

Today iz Saturday, iz my lazy dayz. I hope you iz having a good day and stuffs. I iz, iz great. I haz been sitting arounds and doing nothings all day, cause I iz lazy. Well....haz a good day!

Kittiez

Here iz a super cute videoz of a kitty to makes your day happies! Haz a good Friday, and enjoys da video! Kittiez video! Haz a suuuuppperr awesome days!

Pumpkinz

I seez pumpkins....I dunno why they iz out...but I seez them. They iz all over! Why iz pumpkins out and all arounds? I iz confoozled. What iz pumpkins anywayz? I know they iz orange...they iz...hardish...sometimes peoples carves faces into dem....but what iz dey?....hmm. I iz going to become Detectivez Legs and investigatez! Haz a good day I sees you later!

Iz Boring

Today wuz so super boring I did not haz anything interesting to posts this morning and I still does not haz anything interesting to posts so I will just posts about how boring today wuz. It was not any funs either. I did not likes today at alls.

Sliiiideee!

I fhink I must be part penguin! I can slide around on my belly. Wheeeeeee!! I was on a slide and I was scarded and my momma was like "You can do it Legs!" and I was gonna tells her I would do it for a piez but Betsy accidently pushied me and I went down da slide on my belly. It was scary....I landed in a grasses and had a super awesome disguise for a minute. It was awesomes....then I hopped back up da steps to da slide and back down many timez. Slides is fun! There iz my mini adventures for you to read, I hope you liked it. Haza good day! Iz Tuesday! Weekend iz coming!

Bluburries?

My grandmommie haz bluberries.....Hmm....Why iz they called blue if dey iz green on da inside? Some iz not even very blue at alls. They could be likes blue-green berriez....Hmm...here iz something else I does not understand! Strawberriez....they iz not straw. Why iz they called straw-berries? I iz all confoozled! Hmm....I doesn't understands this either!! I haz a friend and his name iz Razberry. He is a bear even a berries! I iz so confoozled! I iz sorry if I confoozled you. Haz a great day, I seez you later.

Sunday

Today Sunday iz living up to itz name! Iz very sun-shiney outsides! I likes it! There izn't many clouds eithurs, Mr. Sun can look right down at me! Hi Mr. Sun! Ow....does not look at Mr. Sun, that hurts....If there iz no clouds in da sky does Mr. Sun get lonelies? I wonders....hmm....If I could fly I would give Mr. Sun a big giant hugz. Dat would make him happy! But I fhink I would get burnied to a crips.....I doesn't want that to happens...Hmm....well, haz a super awesome Sundayz!

Satuuurrdaaaayy

Today iz a very super awesome amazing day. I iz not just saying that cause it iz Saturday, but becauses it is actuallies really pretty outsides and amazing and stuffs. See my grandmommie madied muffins and I iz noming on those and da sun is shining and iz all warm.....iz really nice prettyful day! Iz a great days! I iz happies. Haz a great Saturdays, I hopes you haz good weather likes I does!

Friday-Saturday

Today iz a Friday-Saturday. My momma iz off school, iz Friday...but it feels like a Saturdays cause she iz not in school....makes sense? I wonders what we iz gonna do today....I fhink we will haz a great adventures! Haz a good Friday, weekend iz just around the corner!

Applez?

My grandmommie froggie says it iz "apple-picking time". What iz apples? Hmm....I knows they come in da color green and redz but I does not know what they iz! I askied my grandmommie froggie what does a froggie do wifh applez and she said "cuts them, mashes them, puts them in pies." Not any types of pie I wants to eat though...I only eats fly pies!....I fhink I iz too big to pick applez anyways...I iz just a small froggie after allz. Sadness....I will stick to being cutes and stuffs....I seez you later! Haz a good day!

Writerz Block

I haz writer's block todayz. I can'ts figure out anytihngs to write about...hmm....what iz writer's block? Iz it a block of writers? Iz it a writer in da shape of a block? Hmm....I dunno what it iz but I haz it! I does not wants it! Iz my creative-frogginess blocked? Oh noes! I does not wants that!! I wants to be creatives! Here iz something creative! Flying sheeps wifh lazer eyez dat like pancakes! My creativeness iz not lost...phew! Well den what iz writers block? I iz all confoozled....Does anybodies know what writers block iz?

Panda!! Panda!!

There waz a new panda borned at the National Zoo in Washington D.C.! He iz reaaaallllyyyyy really small. Like...da size of a stick of butterz!!! I iz even bigger than he iz!! I wansta see da panda bear. I fhink we could be friends. Pandas iz adorable, and I iz adorable, so we can overloadz everybodies cuteness meterz by being adorables togethurz. Herez ya go! You can reads the storyz for yoursel. Here iz da panda story. Haza good day! Fill dat good day wifh lots of adorable thingz you loves!!

Monday......

Iz Monday...school today or works or whatevers.....I does not haz much to post about....My momma wokied me up so early I can still hears da crickets outsides....Well, haza good day. Iz only Monday. You can do dis! Iz not stronger than you iz!

Cheez-its

*Om nom nom nom* I haz cheez-its. *om nom* My momma wanted to put them in her locker for snackz at school....*om nom nom om* But I wanted to eat them....*om* So I dids. *om nom nom om om nom* They waz in a box too....so now *nom* I iz sitting in the box and eating all da cheez-its. *Om nom nom* Does you thinks if I keeps eating *om nom nom om* These I will turns oranges? *om nom nom* I wannsta be a green froggie, *om nom* But I likes to eats cheez-its....*om nom om nom nom* I fhink if I turns oranges it'll be worths it...*om nom om nom nnoooommmmm* Wants some cheez-its? *om nom*

Homecomingz

Todaty iz my momma's homecoming. She iz gonna dress all fancies likes and stuffs. I wants a homecomings so I can wears a cute wittle suit and stuffs. And I can show da world my epic dance movez. My momma sayz her homecoming iz earlies....Last years there waz tacos and cookies and foods and I bets it was funs....by da way, I haz had lots and lots of caffienez so I iz really hypers.....I iz gonna help my momma wifh her hair. Bye bye.

Friiiiiiiiiddddaaaaayyy!

Iz Friday, Fridaaayyyy. My momma haz a spirit day today and all da Sophomorez iz gonna dress in greeeeennn. They iz worshiping my awesomeness wifh da green! Yayz! Actualliez they iz just dressing up for da spirit stuffs. Doesn't haz nothing to do wifh me....but iz awesome anyways....Green green green! Happy Fridayz by da way. Haza goooooooooood day! Wears lots of greenz today!

Drivink?

I wants to drives a car. It iz not fair that frogs can't drive. I wants to drives....I can be likes VROOOOOOMMMM and races da car all arounds....and Betsy can justs sits on da gas pedal and I can use da steeringz wheel....and we shall just keep going fastur and fastur cause I won'ts tell Betsy to gets offa da gas pedal.....it will be awesomes. I can pictures myself drivings right now! Otay....well I iz gonna go now....doesn't tell nobodys, but I iz gonna go drive! Ha! Haza good day, stays offa da roads if you lives near me....

Paper Day!

Today iz paper day! Dat iz what da journalism team at my mommies school makez. My auntie Ashie is on da paper staffs. Nooo they iz not a bunch of staffs that write stories and stuffs....they is still peoples. I hads to clears dat ups....I thought they was all walking talking staffz.....anyways, da papers they works on is awesomes....I likes to read da papers....actuallys I can't really reads much of all those big wordz....well I iz off! Haza good Wednesday and stuffs.

Colder!

Iz getting colder! I iz gonna have to start bundling up when I goes outsides so I doesn't freeze to death! Freezing to death iz not a good idea to me! I had to worries about burning into a cripsz in summers and now I haz to worry about becoming a frogsicle! I think frog popsicles wouldz be cute but not me as a popsicles! I likes popsicles....da green ones....anyways! I does not want to freeze! Oh! I haza idea! What ifs my momma putted me in her jacket pocketz and carried me around and I would be warms and she could puts her hands in da pockets to says hi to me and stuffs! Thats would be awesomes!....I haz found solution to being colds, yay! Haza good Tuesday, does not turn into humansicles! Dat would not be funs!

Super fasts!

I does not haz time to pots this morning! I iz sorries! I haz to post really really really fast! Haza good monday! You can survives it!

Video Games!

Me and Besty is playing video games today! We iz racing kartz and playing wifh dinosaurs and puppies and horses and triforces and all kinds of fun stuffs. I iz excited, but there iz not any froggie games....dat makes me sad! Ashie playz video games wifh frogs in them sometimes....and she always sayz, "They iz bad froggies, Legs. I haz to kills them....." But....there iz no such thing az a bad frog, iz only bad humanz!....I thinks there shoulds be a froggie video games for me to play. Dat would make me happies. Oh oh! And a greens video game consoles too....yeahs! I iz going back to video gamez now, I seez you laters!

New friend!

We haza new friend! He iz soft and white and cute and smiley and adorables and very awesomes! Hiz name is Stanley and he likes snuggles and pie and hide and seeks and stuffs......Betsy likes him toos cause when momma izn't home we can sits wifh him and he will tells us stories and gives us hugz when we haz sads. My grandmommie likes him too cause she thinks he is uberly soft and snugglie. Auntie Ashie likes him too, I fhink everybody likes Stanley. Iz hard not too, he iz so awesome! I fhink my momma likes Stanley best thoughs. I hopes she doesnt' replaces me! Here iza picture of me and Betsy and Stanley. He iza really awesome bear! Iz really friendlies!

Testz....

Testz iz dumb. I iz a smart smart froggie but I does not like taking tests....Likes math or english testz they iz not any funs! I would rather color pictures or watch a movie....The only tests I likez iz tests about cute froggies or hopping around or somefhink like dat. Does iz fun tests! Only one more day till da weekends, you can survive Friday! Haza good weekend and happies Friday. Good lucks wifh tests if you iz taking any today in da schoolz.

Great Grandmommie Froggie

My great grandmommie froggie iz sick. She iz in da hopsitalz. Hospitalz iz a scary places for a froggie. Iza really big place wifh peoples walkings all around all da times and I fhink they might steps on me....Hospitalz does haz elevators though....even if they izn't much fun. I think a hopsvital would be more funs. Hops around everywheres like froggies.....well...I doesn't haz much else to says. I hopes my great grandmommie froggie iz better and that ofher peoples in hospitals is otay too. Haza good day.

Poemz

Today, I iz gonna write some poetries.

I like flies.

I put flies in pies.

The sky iza purdy blue,

you iz purdy too.

Cows are cute,

they say mooo.

I just wanted you to knows,

I'm not very good wifh poems.

I iz try my best to finish da rest,

but I know dat it's best...

If I says this insteads.

Haza good day,

iz what I always says.

So I will say, haza good Wednesday instead.

I izn't da best wifh poetry, but I tried! Does you likes it? Here iza nother one, iz about Betsy.

Bestest

Ever

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Y......I couldn't finish dis one cause Betsy is da bestest ever froggie on da faces of da Earfh. She iz my sweet ladys frog and I wuvs her vety muches.....I iz done wifh poetry, I iz just a frog, iz not a poet!

Blog Running

Running a blog iz hard, hard, hard! I haz to comes up wifh stuff to talks about, then I haz to makes a post abouts it....I haz to reach all da keys and type all da words and if I messes up I haz to fwr eod pg mi......and if I messes up I haz to get rids of it....or scratches it out.....I can't reach all da keys on da keyboard....sometimes da mouse hatez me and it doesn't wanna moves....otay...here'z what I doesn't understand. Running a blog....what does "running a blog" means? Da blog iz not running! Waits...maybe it IZ running and I haz to catch it! I iz coming blog! I iz coming!!....
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Otay....I checked....da blog iz not running....anyways....even if running a blog iz hard sometimes I runs it anyways for you to reads, and becauze it makes me happys. By da way! If you ever haz any ideas for some sots of adventures to go on or somefhink to post on da blog dat iz not running away, you can always sends ideas to legsdafrog@gmail.com see, I haz my own email! All this typing and blog-chasing-after (even if it wasn't running away at alls....) iz hard works! I iz going back to bed! Haza good Tuesday!

Monday...hmm....

Iz Monday again....but today iz not a "ugh iz Monday..." iza yay iz Monday cause my momma iz off schools today. I iz wondering how to top off this awesome weekend of awesomeness....hmm....*think think* I waz thinking me and my momma was gonna have a super awesome adventures today....Or me and Betsy was gonna go to a pond or something....Hmm....or maybees we will just sits outside all day and watch da clouds....maybees we will makes new friends, or colors pictures! I does likes to colors......Haza good monday everybodies!

Rain rain.....

I just noticed that peoples complains about da weathurz a lot. I izn't fonds of too much rains cause all da flowers drowns! But...earliers I wuz complaining cause it wuz too hot.....then I wuz complaining cause it wuz too cold! I likes fall cause it iz in da middle but I fhink I will ends up complaining about da weather then tooz.....like now....iz rainy, da flowers wuz begging for waturz earlier and now they iz asking for it to stops.....I fhink we only likes da weather when it iz not da weather we haz....we should just apprecimerate da weather we haz when we haz it.

Doctor Whoz

Doctor Who iz coming back for a new seasons todays! I iz rather excited! I loves da Tardis and da Doctor and he iz so aweesssommeee. I iz gonna become a time lord froggie and haz a lilypad Tardis. It's gonna be epics, and Betsy iz gonna be my companion. Iz gonna be majorly awesomes. We iz gonna go back in time and play wifh baby dinosaurs and sail pirate ships and all kinds of stuffs. I iz gonna walk around wearing a bow tie, cause bow ties are cool. Hmm......I fhink we will go back in times and see famous frogz of history toos. Dat iz what I iz gonna do today, I iz gonna get back in times to see da new season of Doctor Who tooz. Haza good day! Don't blinkz!