Caffiene?

My momma broughtied home somefhink called "Doctor Pepper." But it iz not a doctor! When she wuzn't looking me and Betsy drakied a whole bottle of it. Now we iz hyper. Momma caughtied on and she said dat we drankied caffiene and broughtied it upon ourselvies. Now she iz leaving us in da care of our grandmomma.